Vengeance is a Dish, Best Served Cold?

Hejsan allihopa! Gather round, ‘cause today we’re diving head-first into the wild, chaotic world of “I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance is Mine.” Just the title itself promises a rollercoaster of emotions. And let me tell ya, it’s like riding the Liseberg rollercoaster after too much kaffe!

Now, I must admit, I went into this film with some mixed feelings. The first film in this franchise shocked us all, a bit like when you realize you forgot your kaviartube at a picnic. Brutal, relentless and downright controversial! This third installment brings back Sarah Butler as Jennifer Hills, who is on a mission of, well, let’s call it “creative justice.” Her performance is raw, and there’s a certain darkness in her eye—like the first drop of rain on a Swedish midsummer.

Gabriel Campisi comes on board as one of the producers, and you can see he’s tried to keep that gritty vibe alive. To be frank, sometimes it works, and other times, it feels like trying to get the last of the süssmjölk with a broken ladle.

The pacing, though, that’s something to talk about. It’s fast, yet dizzying–kinda like trying to follow the lyrics of a Kent song after your third glass of nubbe. The film scores its moments of shock value, but there are times where I found myself peeking at the clock. (Was it really necessary to drag on with those courtroom scenes?)

One moment though, and it might just sound silly, but when Jennifer looks over the dark alley, it took me back to my first solo film screening in Stockholm. It was one of those noir flicks, where the shadows seemed to dance. That electric feeling? Yeah, that’s what parts of this film gave me. But let it be known, this isn’t for the faint-hearted or those seeking a cozy evening with a bag of lösgodis.

In conclusion, if you’re up for a film that tests your limits, maybe even nudges some uncomfortable furniture in your mind, “I Spit on Your Grave 3” is worth it. But if you’re thinking of a first date flick, steer clear—you don’t want another repeat of that awkward “Gladiator” incident I once had! Bring popcorn, possibly some ice

Check the trailer below