So, I finally got around to watching *Instant Death* the other night, and boy, do I have some thoughts. You know when you’re craving a movie that’s kind of like a cheap, greasy burger from your local korvmoj? You know it’s not necessarily ‘good’ for you, but it hits the spot? Well, that was *Instant Death* for me.

Let’s start with the basics: the film stars Lou Ferrigno, and oh my, the guy’s still got it! His physique is just… wow. Anyway, Ferrigno plays a former Special Forces killer seeking revenge on a ruthless gang. Yeah, the plot’s not exactly revolutionary, but it’s kinda like that old pair of slippers – familiar and comfy.

The action sequences are pure, unfiltered chaos – in a good way. If you’re into seeing some hardcore, gritty fight scenes, this movie delivers. And let’s talk about the sound design for a second. The crunch of bones and the smack of punches had me wincing like when you bite into a surströmming for the first time. It’s intense.

As for the acting, let’s say it’s a mixed bag. Ferrigno is solid, but some of the supporting cast – well, I’m not sure if they were hired for their acting chops or their willingness to work for knäckebröd. But honestly, the stilted dialogue and occasional overacting add a bit of charm, like they’re in on the joke.

A funny thing? This film brought back memories of those late-night marathons with my bestie, stuffing our faces with pizza and dissecting every ridiculously awesome action scene. Instant Death is like a throwback to that, a little slice of nostalgia wrapped in explosive nonsense.

At the end of the day, it’s not Shakespeare, but for a movie night with some beers and pals, it’s a no-brainer. Just don’t expect to win any highbrow film debates with it.

Oh, and if you wanna see what all my fuss is about, check out the trailer right here. Enjoy the madness, folks!