SkyQuake: A Cosmic Mess or Hidden Gem?

Alright, folks—grab a cup of that strong Swedish kaffe ‘cause we’re diving into “SkyQuake,” a cinematic concoction from 2015. Let’s talk about this film that leaves you scratching your head while staring at the ceiling—much like when you’re trying to figure out IKEA instructions without the little wrench.

So, SkyQuake is directed by James Stern, not exactly a household name but hey, everyone’s got to start somewhere, right? The lead? Ah, it’s Thomas Jane. You know, that guy from “The Punisher”—he’s like, everywhere and nowhere at the same time, samhällsmedborgare as my grandpa would say.

I had mixed feelings about this one. On one hand, the soundtrack was oddly soothing – it reminded me of those nights in Stockholm when all you can hear is the distant hum of traffic and the occasional drunk song from bars. Eerie but comforting. And the special effects? Let’s just say they’re a bit like surströmming—not for everyone.

Now, there’s this weird cosmic thing in the film. It’s like when you’re half asleep and you swear you heard something go ‘bump’, but then it’s probably just your neighbor’s cat up to no good again. I mean, I’m not sure if I was confused or just intrigued. Or maybe both.

And these themes about apocalypse or something… come on! Does everything have to end? I remember a summer night in Västerås, staring at the endless sky, debating with friends if aliens really play hockey like the rest of us. Spoiler alert: we never figured it out, much like the film doesn’t quite figure out its own theme.

Is it worth your time? If you fancy debating life’s existential puzzles at Fika, ya maybe. It’s a bit of a head-scratcher, but sometimes that’s half the fun. Just don’t blame me if your head hurts afterwards!

watch the full movie on CinemaOneMovies on YouTube – if you are from Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Iceland