The Hessen Conspiracy – An Unlikely Heist

Grab your popcorn, folks! The Hessen Conspiracy is one of those flicks that reminds me of an old saying from up north: “skidor är fina tills de går av mitt i backen.” It’s charming yet a bit unpredictable.

Based on a true story (or so they say), this World War II drama is about a heist of stolen Nazi treasures. We all recognize the likes of Billy Zane and Michael Bowen. Remember when Zane was that fella in Titanic who couldn’t keep Rose? Here, he’s got a different agenda—a bit less romantic, more larcenous.

Star-Studded Ensemble

It’s a little funny how these actors blend their charisma with the old-timey backdrop. There’s a certain crispness to it, like biting into a Swedish pepparkaka on Christmas Eve. Jules Bass directs this piece, and while he’s known for holiday classics, here he takes us on a ride through post-war intrigue that’s as bumpy as riding på en rullstensås på cykel.

I can’t say it’s without its flaws, though. I mean, some parts were as confusing as trying to swim through fiskdamm at a Swedish fair. The dialogues occasionally stumble over themselves—but then, who doesn’t after a glass of glögg?

Memories and Mischief

Watching the film brought me back to a peculiar night years ago, bicycling through a misty Uppsala, weaving through narrow, cobbled streets with friends—much like those conspiratorial meetings in the movie.

And, if you’re a history buff or just a fan of a good ol’ treasure hunt, The Hessen Conspiracy offers an entertaining escape. Just don’t expect a masterpiece—this is more of a Sunday afternön respite, like your favorite langos at a fair—messy, enjoyable, and never trying to be fancy.

So, maybe give it a go and see where you stand. But take it with a grain of lingonsylt.

Check the trailer below