The Hills Have Eyes II: A Monstrous Mess or Cult Classic?

Alriight, gather ’round folks! Today, we’re diving into the gooey horror swamp known as *The Hills Have Eyes II*. Always had a soft spot for Wes Craven and his unpredictability. Gotta love a director who can make your palms sweaty and your teeth chatter all at once! But, ah, this one—it’s a bit of a mixed bag, innit?

With Michael McMillian and Daniella Alonso giving it their all, you’re drawn into a world that’s equal parts terrifying and, uh, a little bit absurd. They manage to capture the “fear factor” with heaps of screaming and questionable decisions. Still, I can’t quite shake the feeling that maybe they were out-shined by the radioactive desert landscape. Ain’t that a kicker?

Craven doesn’t hold back on the gory details—it’s like watching someone slice open a tube of Kalles kaviar! But sometimes, I reckon horror should be more like a whisper than a scream. It gets overwhelming, y’know?

Once went camping out in the Swedish wilderness—probably a splendidly foolish idea in retrospect. Could swear I heard mutants rustling around in the bushes. Maybe it was just a hedgehog, but when you’ve got The Hills Have Eyes II on the brain, every little sound becomes a harbinger of doom, haha!

I’m torn though—it’s not all bad. The film does charm you into a state of curious dread and keeps you guessing, wondering who’s gonna make it through this radioactive hayride. It’s like being at Gröna Lund and daring yourself onto the wildest rollercoaster there. Some screams, a few laughs, and a hearty chunk of disbelief suspension!

So, is it a must-watch? Maybe if you’re into cult classics with a touch of kitsch horror and a hint of nostalgia. If not, there’s always the option of doing something less nerve-wracking, like wrestling a Swedish bear!

Check the trailer below