The Hottie & the Nottie: A Peculiar Experience

Alright, folks, let’s talk about “The Hottie & the Nottie,” a movie that, if I’m honest, still has me scratching my head a bit. Directed by Tom Putnam and starring the infamous Paris Hilton (yes, the same heiress who’s been in the tabloids more than I have cups of coffee), this film swings wildly between being a cringe fest and an odd yet somewhat heartfelt romp.

So here’s the lowdown. You’ve got Nate Cooper, played by Joel David Moore, on a quest to rekindle his childhood crush on Cristabel Abbott, portrayed by Hilton. And of course, there’s a twist—Cristabel has this unattractive bestie, June (Christine Lakin), who’s the “nottie.” The premise is as subtle as a sledgehammer at times, but there’s a weird charm that peeks through now and then.

Watching this, I couldn’t help but flash back to a midsummer night in Stockholm when a friend dared me to approach the hottest person at the party. It didn’t go as planned (shocker, right?), but it’s pretty relatable to Nate’s awkward bumbling in chasing Cristabel. Perhaps, that’s where the film hits home a bit—how superficiality often veils true connections. It got me pondering about how us Swedes often keep a bit of distance until we really trust someone. Maybe the film’s trying to tell us something similar?

Now, let’s be real. This is no Bergman masterpiece, and I’m not even sure if it’d play well during a cozy Swedish film festival in Gävle. And the directing—Putnam, I think, leaned a bit too hard into the slapstick, overshadowing some moments that could’ve landed more softly.

I wouldn’t prioritize this one if you’re seeking a deep cinematic experience. But for a night of easy laughs (and maybe a reminder that beauty is more than skin deep), it’s a peculiar yet entertaining pick. Just have a couple of kanelbullar and keep your expectations moderate. Maybe it’s the fika of films—simple, sweet, and fits when you need a break.

Check the trailer below